Today, as I was reading with a child-
Me: You did a great job reading that book.
Child: Yeah, reading is my first best thing.
Me: That's good.
Child: No, wait! Reading is my second best thing.
Me: Oh, what is your first?
Child: Playing Wii.
Testing computer vocabulary in the lab-
Me: What do you call this part of the computer (pointing to the monitor)?
Child: Ther-monitor?
This happened to another K teacher in my town this week-
Child to Teacher: We really liked that prostitute yesterday.
Teacher: Excuse me?
Child: That prostitute lady. You know, the lady that teached us when you were absent? She was really nice.
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